Friday, November 7, 2008

An (Early) Christmas Letter

Dear Santa,

I know I've spent the last few years asking you for a doggy and/or pony for Christmas, and I would get pissy when you didn't deliver (really sorry about tipping off the IRS and UN on you re: elf-slaves and back taxes. Really sorry), but I really had my heart set on a new pet.

I'm more mature this year, and I've been a very good girl. So this year, I'm asking you for a baby pygmy hippo.

WOOK AD IT:



You can't deny me the adorbs.

Thanks and hope Mrs Claus and the slaves elves are doing well. Give the reindeer hugs and sugar cookies for me!

--amanda

2 comments:

mighty jo said...

if santa comes through for you, will you gently remind him that im STILL waiting for my potbelly pig...i have a king-sized bed now...c'mon already...mj

amanda said...

I've been trying to convince my boyfriend that a pot-bellied pig is the perfect pet for us. Small, incredibly intelligent and eats our table scraps? Perfect.

I would name him "Bacon".