I know I've spent the last few years asking you for a doggy and/or pony for Christmas, and I would get pissy when you didn't deliver (really sorry about tipping off the IRS and UN on you re: elf-slaves and back taxes. Really sorry), but I really had my heart set on a new pet.
I'm more mature this year, and I've been a very good girl. So this year, I'm asking you for a baby pygmy hippo.
WOOK AD IT:
You can't deny me the adorbs.
Thanks and hope Mrs Claus and the