Must be funny in a rich man's world

Dear No One in Particular,

We're in a recession. That much is clear, even if the Bush admin lackeys refuse to say it in so many words. However, I am me, meaning that despite the fact that I know better, I continue to shop. Consider it my personal gift to the failing/flailing economy.

However. Should you decide to make your own contribution, any of these items would make a lovely gift. For me, natch. (What? They're all less than $10!)

xoxo
--amanda