Tuesday, March 3, 2009

*insert high-pitched noise here*

OMFG YOU GUYS:


A PINK DOLPHIN. A FREAKING PINK DOLPHIN.

I'm pretty sure that I wished this majestic creature into existence on my 6th birthday, along with a purple unicorn with a glitter horn. Only in my wildest Barbie-Hello Kitty-Princess-Lisa Frank dreams did I think it would come true! The only way this could be better is if sparkles and rainbows were expelled from its blowhole.


Now. Who wants to buy me plane tickets to Louisiana? Some lucky bastard has seen Princess Fancy Flippers "40 to 50 times in the time since the original sighting". I want to see it once. Just once! So I might die a happy, happy little girl.

--amanda

[edit:] FIXED IT!


10 comments:

Lesley Denford said...

I'm pretty certain that sparkles and rainbows ARE expelled from its blowhole. The picture was just taken too early. ;)

amanda said...

Good point, but where is the unicorn? WHERE IS THE UNICORN, LESLEY?

Emz said...

OMGOSH wait are you serious???? a pink dolphin????this isnt a joke right????

amanda said...

Not a joke! I provided a link to the news story under the photo.

Liberty London Girl said...

My fashion assistant would DIE for a pink dolphin! LLGxx

amanda said...

I maintain that all little girls go through a dolphin phase, just like a horsey/pony phase.

Thanks for the comment!

Diana said...

bwahahaha! i love it!

The Clothes Horse said...

Holy crap! This looks amazing.

saturdayjane said...

I will be completely honest here.

It looks a bit like a swimming tumor.

amanda said...

I can totally see how it looks like something you'd find in you digestive tract, but the 6 year old in me is still totally delighted.