Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I'm glad it's your birthday!

Dear No One in Particular,

Last year, I had a furious dance-down* with my mom as the clock ticked down to midnight.

This year, I'm sitting in my underwear on my couch, drinking Red Stripe, and watching "The Golden Girls".

God, I'm getting old.


*Like a countdown, but with terrible, overly enthusiastic dancing instead of counting -- get it?

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